obj1="*00Your mouth spews*01You are*02Your mother wears"
+"*03Your Village Priest is*04Your Eleventh Child will be*05Your Mate"
+"rnal Ancestors are*06Your cabin boy is*07Your shipmates thin"
+"k you are*08Your mind resembles*09Your chances for the futur"
+"e are*10Your mother loves*11Your bunk mates are*12Your breat"
+"h resembles*13Your right nostril is dripping*14"
+"Your politics are*15Your cherished desires are*16Your next"
+" meal should be*17Your bunk resembles*18Your ale mug"
+" smells like*19Your manners are no better than*20I saw you e"
+"ating and enjoying*21Next Friday you will consume*22May you "
+"wallow in*23May you swim in*24May you drown in*25May you tak"
+"e simple pleasure in*26May you find your water casks filled with"
+"*27May you find your rum barrel overflowing with*28May you"
+" be immersed in*29You secretly aspire to drink*30May you din"
+"e often on*31May you be caught dining on*32May you become an"
+" obsessive collector of*33May you find your jolly boat filled with*"
+"34May you blurt out that your captain is*35Your hold shou"
+"ld be flooded with*36May your bilge overflow with*37May y"
+"our shoes be filled with*38May your drawers be filled wi"
+"th*39May you float forever in*40May your feet be encased in*"
+"41May you be forever entombed in*42I hate to tell you, but t"
+"here, caught in your teeth is*43May you step in*44May your c"
+"aptors feed you on*45The talk around the brothel is that you "
+"eat*46May your privates be encrusted with*47May the sta"
+"ins on your clothing be only*48May your porridge be infused "
+"with*49Your sea chest is now filled with*50Your quarter master"
+" secretly saves*51Caution: Someone knows about your fetish"
+"*52May you die of*53Remeber that day you first tasted"
+"*54May all your wine pipes suddently overflow wit"
+"h*55May your deck drip*56May you be without garlic to spice "
+"your meal of *57May your trough be filled with*58May your"
+" pockets overflow with*59May your surgeon prescribe*60May yo"
+"u trip and fall into*61Yeah? Well, your carpenter wears "
+"boots filled with*62So what if I like anchovies and*63You re"
+"lish*64I'm going to yell: You play with*65Your body reeks o"
+"f*66May your cannon overflow with*67May your crew learn"
+" of your fondness for*68May you smear yourself with*69Your w"
+"ish is granted: drink*70Everyone knows you bathe in*71"; 

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+"*05aureate*06bloody*07bluish*08brinded*09bronze*10cadaverous"
+"*11cadmium*12carmine*13carnadine*14carroty*15cerulean*16citr"
+"ine*17cloudy*18cochineal*19crimson*20crude*21cyanic*22cymoph"
+"anous*23dappled*24diaphanous*25dingy*26drab*27dun*28emerald*"
+"29erubescent*30fallow*31flashy*32flavous*33florid*34florid*3"
+"5foggy*36fulvid*37fulvous*38fuscous*39garish*40gaudy*41gauzy"
+"*42ghastly*43glaucous*44gray*45greenish*46harlequin*47hueles"
+"s*48impervious*49infuscated*50iridescent*51jaundiced*52khaki"
+"*53lack-luster*54lavender*55leaden*56limpid*57liver-colored*"
+"58lurid*59luteous*60mantled*61maroon*62matted*63milky*64mist"
+"y*65misty*66motley*67mottled*68ocherous*69opacous*70opaline*"
+"71orangish*72pallid*73pallorous*74pellucid*75piebald*76polyc"
+"hromatic*77porraceous*78puce*79purplish*80red*81roseate*82ro"
+"uged*83rubicund*84ruddy*85russet*86rusty*87rusty*88sallow*89"
+"sacharine*90scarlet*91shady*92skewbald*93smalty*94smoky*95ye"
+"llowish*96somber*97striated*98tallowy*99";

obj2="*00abomination*01soilure*02abscess*03averruncation*04bel"
+"ch*05carbuncle*06caries*07carrion*08catamenia*09cesspool*10c"
+"heese-parings*11coarseness*12compost*13contaminate*14contami"
+"nation*15coprolite*16corruption*17dandruff*18decay*19defedat"
+"ion*20defilement*21discharge*22disgorgement*23draff*24draggl"
+"etail*25drainage*26dregs*27drool*28dry-rot*29dung*30dunghill"
+"*31dunghill*32earth-closet*33effusion*34eliminant*35emanatio"
+"n*36emission*37eructate*38evacuation*39excrement*40excreta*4"
+"1excretion*42expectorate*43extravasation*44exudation*45fecul"
+"ence*46fetor*47filth*48foulings*49foulness*50garbage*51grime"
+"*52guano*53hog-wash*54immundity*55impurity*56infection*57kec"
+"k*58leucorrhea*59maggots*60manure*61matter*62mildew*63mire*6"
+"4mold*65mucidness*66muck*67mucor*68mud*69nastiness*70off-scu"
+"m*71offal*72ordure*73paracentesis*74perspiration*75pollution"
+"*76purulence*77pus*78putrescence*79quagmire*80refuse*81rheum"
+"*82rot*83rubigo*84scurf*85secretion*86silt*87slabber*88slave"
+"r*89slime*90slobber*91slop*92slosh*93slubber*94sludge*95slus"
+"h*96smudge*97smutch*98soiliness*99";

ger1="*00accreting*01accruing*02aggrandizing*03aggravating*04a"
+"scending*05augmenting*06billowing*07biting*08breathing*09bro"
+"wsing*10budding*11cacating*12caressing*13cherishing*14chewin"
+"g*15chomping*16clasping*17coddling*18coveting*19craving*20cr"
+"eating*21cuddling*22dandling*23dilating*24distending*25dottl"
+"ing*26draining*27dripping*28ejecting*29eliminating*30evacuat"
+"ing*31exhaling*32expanding*33expelling*34extending*35extrava"
+"sating*36exuding*37fingering*38fondling*39foraging*40gnawing"
+"*41growing*42heaving*43imbedding*44infusing*45ingesting*46in"
+"tumescing*47kissing*48licking*49littering*50masticating*51mu"
+"ltiplying*52needing*53nestling*54nuzzling*55obtruding*56obtu"
+"ding*57ogling*58oozing*59osculating*60patulating*61plucking*" 
+"62plundering*63protruding*64puffing*65pugging*66puking*67pur"
+"sing*68ravening*69regurgitating*70rejecting*71relishing*72re" 
+"quiring*73ruining*74savoring*75savoring*76secreting*77sippin"
+"g*78smelling*79smothering*80sneezing*81spoiling*82stealing*8"
+"3subjoining*84subsisting*85succoring*86sucking*87supping*88s"
+"wigging*89swilling*90sheep-eyeing*91tasting*92tasting*93thie"
+"ving*94tippling*95touching*96turgescing*97wanting*98waxing*99";

loc1="*00anterior cavity*01anterior gland*02anterior hole*03an"
+"terior muscle*04anterior orifice*05anterior pores*06dirt cav"
+"ity*07dirt hole*08dirt orifice*09dirt pores*10excreting cavi"
+"ty*11excreting gullet*12excreting holes*13excreting hollow*1"
+"4excreting nooks*15excreting orifices*16excreting slot*17exc"
+"reting void*18eye orifices*19eye pores*20eye voids*21navel o"
+"rifice*22ooze cavity*23ooze gullet*24ooze hole*25ooze nooks*"
+"26ooze orifices*27ooze slot*28ooze void*29refuse cavity*30re"
+"fuse gullet*31refuse hole*32refuse hollow*33refuse nooks*34r"
+"efuse orifice*35refuse slot*36refuse spaces*37refuse void*38"
+"secret cavity*39secret gland*40secret hole*41secret muscle*4"
+"2secret orifice*43secret pore*44secret slot*45secret void*46"
+"slime cavity*47slime gullet*48slime hole*49slime hollow*50sl"
+"ime muscle*51slime nooks*52slime openings*53slime orifices*5"
+"4slime pores*55slime slot*56slime spaces*57slime void*58swea"
+"t cavities*59sweat cavity*60sweat gullet*61sweat hole*62swea"
+"t hollow*63sweat nooks*64sweat openings*65sweat orifices*66s"
+"weat pores*67sweat slot*68sweat spaces*69sweat void*70undera"
+"rm cavity*71underarm gullet*72underarm hole*73underarm hollo"
+"w*74underarm muscle*75underarm nooks*76underarm openings*77u"
+"nderarm orifices*78underarm pores*79underarm slot*80underarm"
+" spaces*81underarm void*82unmentionable cavity*83unmentionab"
+"le gullet*84unmentionable hole*85unmentionable hollow*86unme"
+"ntionable muscle*87unmentionable nook*88unmentionable openin"
+"gs*89unmentionable orifices*90unmentionable pores*91unmentio"
+"nable slot*92unmentionable spaces*93unmentionable void*94war"
+"t cavity*95wart gullet*96wart holes*97wart hollows*98wart no"
+"oks*99";

nat1="*00English*01Belgian*02Welsh*03Scottish*04Gaelic*05"
+"French*06Dutch*07Spanish*08Venitian*09Greek*10"
+"Danish*11Norse*12Irish*13Portuguese*14Jamaican*15"
+"East Indian*16West Indian*17Turkish*18Armenian*19Austrian*20"
+"Polish*21Burgundian*22Neapolitan*23Swiss*24"
+"Barbadian*25Tortugan*26Chinese*27Hansiatic*28Virginian*29"
+"Bostonian*30Martiniquan*31Moroccan*32Roman*33Maltese*34"
+"Hungarian*35Ukranian*36Arabian*37Persian*38Sicilian*39Corsican*40"
+"British*41Catalan*42Andalucian*43Flemish*44Basque*45"
+"Galician*46Murcian*47Valencian*48Balearic*49Castillian*50"
+"Asturian*51Norman*52Alsacian*53Cornish*54"
+"Prussian*55Bahamian*56Brazilian*57Cuban*58"
+"Swedish*59Milanese*60Tuscan*61Sardinian*62Ligurian*63"
+"Colonial*64";

obj3="*00Slizidge*01Burtidge*02Tisd*03Turt*04Bunt*05Burd*06Sac"
+"und*07Trund*08Crezd*09Hnot*10Jeck*11Kontluger*12Chitter*13Ch"
+"unt*14Chooytop*15Chingdap*16Dyagenob*17Dugwart*18Pooper*19Ug"
+"ly*20Abomination*21Fudwhomper*22Turtleg*23Waggletop*24Yaghor"
+"d*25Marmwarb*26Yemzid*27Phutgrab*28Fetsmell*29Schaber*30Nerd"
+"nort*31Papperflabian*32Nudnuge*33Whiperbirt*34Sibbergrunt*35"
+"Saberdunt*36Thigwhip*37Whippinthig*38Zyzygdung*39Papchung*40"
+"Stinkbug*41Fardschid*42Yellowsnot*43Mucousdripper*44Purplebu"
+"tt*45Hemorhonk*46Bladderpuff*47Hohogridge*48Klitbunkit*49Wax"
+"slimer*50Footfungus*51Floppydwart*52Danglidwid*53Slimepole*5"
+"4Sillywalker*55Flat Toed Whump*56Clingbeetle*57Leecheater*58"
+"Maggotdangler*59Windpasser*60Fondlepiddle*61Crotchbug*62Toes"
+"meller*63Slimemaggot*64Navelworm*65Earspider*66Noseleech*67N"
+"ostrilworm*68Wedgiewart*69Cankerlicker*70Pimple Popper*71";
 
var pos = 0;
var pose = 0;
var curse = "";
var ndx1 = "";
var ndx2 = "";

function getrand(hi)
{
  return Math.floor(hi*(Math.random()%1)) 
}

function ndx_it() 
{
  if (pos<10) 
  {
    ndx1="*0"+pos;
  }
  else 
  {
    ndx1="*"+pos;
  }
  pos++;
  if (pos<10) 
  {
    ndx2="*0"+pos;
  }
  else 
  {
    ndx2="*"+pos;
  }
}

function getClause(max,str)
{
  pos = getrand(max);
  ndx_it();
  pos = str.indexOf(ndx1);
  pose = str.indexOf(ndx2);
  return str.substring((pos+3),pose)
}

function getCurse(form) 
{ // obj1+adj1+obj2+ger1+loc1+nat1
  curse = getClause(71,obj1);

  curse += " the " + getClause(99,adj1);

  curse += " " + getClause(99,obj2)+"\r";

  curse += getClause(99,ger1);

  curse += " from the " + getClause(99,loc1);

  curse += " of a " + getClause(64,nat1);

  curse += " " + getClause(71,obj3) + ".";
}

function getReload() 
{
  history.go(0);
}
// End of Curse